Wow, tons of 'bad' entries, some were just random and really bad, but some stood out and really exemplifies the worst haiku without being repetitive. I had fun judging, and everyone that submitted is a winner. For those that didn't get the top 3 or Honorable Mentions, you all had nice little nifty smart-ass rewards on what I interpreted from your pieces. *drum roll*
Top 3 Finishers!!
I taught U luvd me
Now I am sad AND bleeding
What can I say, goottihippi writes the most horribly cliched haiku, mixing a combination of stereotypes that makes most Editors cringe if they see them. You got corny romance, an EMO line, and then throw in some overuse